My life with Max:
Entire savings account emptied after his blocked bladder incidents.
2 expensive couches ruined.
The nightmare of finding anywhere to live with him.
5 nights in hospital after he bit me.
6 weeks on stomach churning antibiotics, also as a result of the bite.
A never ending battle against grey cat fluff.
Poop and vomit cleanup duties when you really don't need them.
Endless escape attempts
Can I even go home to England now?
Owning the best cat in the world.
Happy birthday you little shit.
